T-DAY REPORT, Part Two

Having gotten the annoying hypocrisy and horseshit out of the way, I'd also like to share just a few things from my Tumblr that did not get flagged by the autoprude. Let's start with the bulges... I mean, it's a bit of a stretch to suppose that a visibly turgid member counts as actual genitalia—a little less stretchy to argue a hand thereupon doesn't constitute the actual sex act of masturbation—but in any case, since numerous of the appeals I made on bulge-y images came back adjudicated as adult, it's interesting to see these not flagged:

Oh, and a special one:

Aw, hell, AI, don't feel bad. That hanging sac is easy to miss. Likewise, I can see how you'd cruise past these pix without noticing the forbidden genitalia sneaking around therein:

  

Yep, easy to miss, I guess. But that old "it was too dark to see penis" game? Not buying it.

I start to wonder, however, whether you were all tuckered out from sorting porn from chaff and just napped through these...

(haha, Colton Haynes fake)

And by this time? You were clearly not engaged...

Finally, Tumblr, nothing expresses my sentiments toward you like this guy right here: