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Coaster & Ballpark Tour 2022


Some facts about my recent travels:

Departure date: Thursday 20220519:1433 ET

Return date: Sunday 20220619: 1933 ET

Total time away: 749 hours 0 minutes

Miles driven: 7250

Miles per hour for the entire trip: 9.68

Most miles driven in a day or at one go: 632 (from home to Biloxi on May 19)

Itinerary, including all nights' stays and significant places to visit (deleted from/added to original itinerary): Merritt Island, Fla.; Biloxi, Miss.; New Orleans, La.; San Antonio, Tex.; Houston, Tex.; Dallas/Grapevine, Tex.; Memphis, Tenn.; Sevierville, Tenn.; Spotsylvania Courthouse, Va.; Hyattsville, Md.; Bowie, Md.; Jackson, N.J.; Corfu, N.Y.; Montreal, Qc.; Toronto/Vaughn, Ont.; Kalamazoo, Mich,; Holland, Mich.; Muskegon, Mich.; Gurnee, Ill; Chicago, Ill.; Monticello, Ind.; Cincinnati/Mason, Ohio; Sandusky, Ohio; Mcalisterville, Penn.; Elysburg, Penn.; Hershey, Penn.; Allentown, Penn.; Williamsburg, Va.; Doswell, Va.; Charlotte, N.C./Fort Mill, S.C.; Atlanta/Austell, Ga.; Tampa, Fla.; Merritt Island, Fla.

Amusement Parks Visited (deleted from/added to original itinerary; first time visiting): Sea World San Antonio, Six Flags Fiesta, Six Flags over Texas, Dollywood, Six Flags America, Six Flags Great Adventure, Six Flags Darien Lake, Canada's Wonderland, Michigan's Adventure, Six Flags Great AmericaIndiana Beach, Kings Island, Cedar Point, Knoebel's Amusement Resort, Hersheypark, Dorney Park, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Kings Dominion, Carowinds, Six Flags over Georgia, Busch Gardens Tampa

17 parks originally scheduled -6 and +4 = 15 parks actually visited.

Number of different roller coasters ridden: 92

Number of different roller coasters ridden 'for the first time': 82

Margin of error on that 'first time' count: 11–14*

MLB parks/stadia visited for the first time:

  • Minute Maid Park, Houston, Tex. (Rangers @ Astros, 20220521)
  • Rogers Center, Toronto, Ont. (White Sox @ Blue Jays, 20220602)
  • Comiskey Park (called by infidels 'Guaranteed Rate Field'), Chicago, Ill. (Dodgers @ White Sox, 20220607)
  • Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati, Ohio (Diamondbacks @ Reds, 20220608)

Number of gas fill-ups: 15

Lowest gas price and date: $4.179, 20220520

Highest gas price (U.S.) and date: $5.799, 20220607

Highest gas price (Canada) and date: US$6.506 per gallon/CAN$2.161 per liter, 20220604

Gasoline expenditure for entire trip (including a tip for the filling attendant in New Jersey): $1,056.80

Total gasoline volume purchased: 215.70 gallons

Time by which this trip shortened the viability of the biosphere of earth: 4 hours18 minutes

Number of hotels stayed at: 23


*Margin of error on 'new' roller coasters: Several of the coasters I rode on this trip were almost certainly ones that I had ridden before but did not have any record or specific recollection of. For example, I am nearly certain that some of the coasters newly added to my list in Dollywood, Carowinds, and Six Flags America were repeat rides, but I was not until recently keeping my formal 'coaster count' when I rode them, and memory is hazy. Similarly, at least three of the coasters in Hersheypark were operating when I was a yoot and visited that park, so it is extremely likely I rode them as well—but the memory gulf there is decades-wide. Anyway, no fewer than 68 coasters were definitely new to me on this trip.

Next time I will get into some specifics of the more awesome coasters and maybe some ballpark observations...