Thing one: Stop leveraging shit. Just stop it. Use tools, processes, and methods. You can even make use of or deploy qualified staff in your sphere. And let your experience inform your actions and plans. Just don't fucking LEVERAGE that shit, ever again.
Thing two: Don't ever, but never, make fun o' no cripples.
Wait, that wasn't it.
Thing two, take two: Don't ever, but never, concatenate the words "proven", "track", and "record". Just don't do it, seriously.
I'd threaten a smiting from God, but I'm afraid he's been feeling a little imaginary lately, so you'll just have to deal with me doing the smiting. And smite I shall, with all due fervor and ferocity.
(I thought this etching was about smiting, but it's only "Made you look!")
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