Meanwhile, back at Spahn Ranch...

... we sane people don't have to perceive unintended slights or make them up out of whole cloth. There are humans out there who have made it their entire purpose in life to deny queer people the rights and privileges enjoyed by all heteromurkins.

Ok, granted, for all their visibility and vitriol, NOM is a laughable organization. I mean, they don't even have the good sense to lie about the number of their supporters. Oooh, 40,000? Really? I quiver and pale.

Still, wouldn't you rather have cause to laugh at the queerbashers than the queers?